Dr Strategy

Last week my professor told me that in order to get full class credit, i have to comment twice in every class. My class is thirty students large, which means if everyone were to follow this absurd rule, we have about 15 minutes for the professor to talk given that everyone limits their comments to 60 seconds. Considering the first 5 mintues of the class is taken up by my professor's song of the day, we have to come up with 60 comments based on 10 minutes of lecturing.

My professor also makes $150K per year
He speaks 10 minutes a class
teaches twice a week for about 40 weeks
he gets paid $5625 per hour of lecture
$93 a minute

What a shitty guy

Where your tax dollars are going

My food class, thats where. to clarify, im not in cooking school nor am i culinary arts major. i study business, but one night last year i found this gem of a class and decided to pursue. its not about cooking or diet, its about eating

every tuesday and thursday i learn all about the culinary history of popcorn at movies, new orleans food markets and about some cakes that people hide plastic babies in. I dont even have an A in this class, because apparently my food diary last week lacked pictures.

This is the Bacon Explosion (2lb bacon, 2lb sausage) - the topic of my last assignment


what does this say about my life? i thought tuesdays and thursdays were about meaning. i waste tbe rest of my week recovering from my bad habits/decisions, but on these day i'm supposed to be exploringthe far reaches of human thought

i just read on public records that my food professor makes more than all of my friends and i will next year. who do i have to do around here to get into this business.