GREAT DAY

Back in the office. Feels like I woke up here considering I got home just late enough to sleep and thats it. Overslept my alarm, but made it to work before 9. Gotta wrap some stuff up by noon. Until then I will be funneling coffee like Mr. Bean.

Let me guess...Jason's Deli

It's about 7pm. I just finished my dinner in my cube for about the gazillionith day in a row. I don't think I will ever be able to eat Jason's Deli again. If I don't get a home cooked meal soon, I may actually naw my arm off. The most exciting thing that has happened to me all day is Jason's Deli messing up my order, yet i'm too tired to do anything about it.

You want a Smokey Jack Paninni? Yes please..


You are getting a Pesto Chicken Paninni...Ok, whatever.


Back to the daily grind

Cold Potato Munchers

I was going to wake up this morning around 10 to get some things done. i dont have class today, and apparently i dont really have anything to get done. so i decided to sleep until 1:00. I think today i may read the news

some highlights for the rest of the day:

finish my potato munchers
concert tonight at 7 30
if i have time, i'll go to the atm

doesnt seem like to bad of a day when i write it down

Somebody has a case of the Mondays

It's Monday morning. I haven't done anything yet except catch up on espn.com. I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that I will be sitting in this chair for 14 straight hours. Gotta run to a meeting now about scheduling...Damn I love mondays

Living on a prayer

The most important skill I've learned in my four years in tutorledge is time management. Its now been three hours and I've completed nothing of value. You may ask yourself, will the Smaz crumble? No, the Smaz never crumbles. In fact, the Smaz and pressure go together much like the Eurodog goes with a pint of Guiness at breakfast

And if youre wondering does my accountant counterpart understand the value of time management. No he doesn't, because he keeps returning my pointless emails about our no stakes 20 week fantasy basketball league.

The Reasoning Behind This Blog

Short and Sweet

On a normal day, I go to work as an accountant, an auditor to be specific. I will refer to myself as the Eurodog and use this blog as a way to bitch about my job and talk about all the ridiculous things that take place while at work. The Smaz will also blog about his life as a college student as a way for us all to relive the good life.

I have created this blog as a way to get out some of my frustrations with this job in a way that won't get me fired.

Day 1: It's a beautiful Saturday in February. Fresh snow lay on the ground. I am in my cube in the office. It's 1130am, and I didn't just get here...


Enjoy the ride

A real world johnny cash

Still drunk from last night, I have 7 hours and 46 minutes to finish my senior thesis. I'd write faster but the blurry screen keeps getting in the way of my slurring fingers. Luckily, by the end of the day I'll be an expert on mobile phone banking regulation in South Africa, I'll make sure to mention that to my date tonight, who's getting pizza for dinner because I'm fresh out of cash


“I just cash in on the fact that I'm good looking, and I've got a nice figure and girls like me.” - Sid Vicious